Dream

The aforementioned 16 year old is collecting bugs for her agriculture class. As Mom For The Week, I had to help her catch a scorpion the other night. If it hadn't been so disgusting and hadn't left goose bumps on my arms for 20 minutes, it probably would have been hysterical to watch. Two girl-shaped chickens, shrieking in the driveway over what appeared to be just an overturned cream cheese container and a piece of cardboard.

Later, I got hooked on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and Kim's chinchilla fur coat was mentioned.

While watching this show, a black spider was crawling near the ceiling in my room.

That night, I dreamed I was being attacked by bugs and spiders that were wearing chinchilla costumes.
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