Hark! The Herald Angel! Although Her Name Is Really Madelyn.

If you want to know when the baby is born, you've got to sign up on this form. My friend, Madelyn, will be handling the arrival announcement, because I will be...busy...or probably asleep...or maybe ignoring the whole world. So please, please, sign up.

I know will forget someone (probably someone important, like a relative), and it won't be anything personal. So please, help me out?

Thank you!